While I was grumbling about the number of people who'd like me to call them, ipmcc came up with this idea:
you should turn it into a geocaching game.
Just hide the things in garbage bags somewhere and post their GPS coordinates.
Awesome. Of course this would almost ensure the stuff was never picked up, sadly, at least by freecyclers.
I wonder if I can geocache some Dodge Caravan rear seats? Seems a shame to throw them away.