Shadow (dariaphoebe) wrote,

EBay translations:

Trendy: ugly
Awesome: lame
Stunning: I know how to use my camera
LQQK (or L@@K): I'm selling my parents' stuff
Hot: please bid on my item, I need the money
Sassy: no one will buy it, this is the 3rd time we've listed it, please buy it
Classy: I now work at home making money off saps like you and don't need to look good for the people at the post office, the only people I see all week.

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