Stunning: I know how to use my camera
LQQK (or L@@K): I'm selling my parents' stuff
Hot: please bid on my item, I need the money
Sassy: no one will buy it, this is the 3rd time we've listed it, please buy it
Classy: I now work at home making money off saps like you and don't need to look good for the people at the post office, the only people I see all week.